Over the years there have been many great rivals. Roadrunner and
Goku and Vegeta, G.I.Joe and..uhh..whoever he fights, Clinton and the
Shirts and Skins. But never has there been a rivalry like this. None of
those add up to the one you are about to read..
Hiro vs Brad!!
Brad looked at the area he just destroyed. "hahaha!! Eat
What he didn't notice, was Hiro coming up from behind, with a very
hungry poodle. With lightning fast speed, Hiro threw the poodle into
pants. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Brad
pain as he tumbled down the cliff side. Finally, when he got to the
like a spring, Brad catapulted into a large tree. Followed by
coconuts falling on his head. "wha?"Brad started "This isn't a coconut
But he couldn't think anymore about that, because the poodle had
"HAAHAHAHAHA!!"Hiro laughed with that XD look on his face.
"oh Hiro!!"Brad shouted.
Hiro turned to look at Brad. "I've got an old friend of yours
Then, suddenly, Majilla Gorilla leapt from the bushes. "oo oo oo AH
AH!!"Majilla bounced around in joy.
BEfore Hiro could run, Majilla gorilla grabbed him, and jumped back
the bushes. "oh in the jungle, the mighty jungle!"Brad sung as he
the ground laughing.
But then, Majilla gorilla jumped out of the bushes, and onto Brad.
WHAT THE FU--"
And in a second, they were in the bushes. Hiro walked out and
Then a *THUMP* was heard, and Brad walked out. "grrr.."
Brad picked up some mud, and threw it in Hiros eyes, which gave him
time to bring out his Red hot, rootin' tootin', extra spicy, insanity
pepper, ultra mondo, deluxe hot, super spicy, dangerously spicy, extra
banana chili pie, and throw it in his face.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MY EYES!! MY EYES!! ACK!!"Hiro
on the ground in pain.
Brad pulled out an entire ant farm of Mexican Fire ants, and let them
the leg of Hiros pants. "I am the champion I am the champion.."Brad
at the farm that he carried. It had a hole in the bottom.
"I'm sure they all were in there when I let 'em out."Brad said
He looked in the pocket they were in, and a saw a hole in them too.
sure they- OWWW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OWWWWWWWWWW!!"Brad shouted,
Hiro was rolling on the ground, in a failed attempt to kill the ants,
while trying to regain sight.
yelled as she jumped around the room she was in.
Too bad that room was the padded on of the back of a truck heading
mental ward. The truck took off, and JayJay sighed. "don't worry,
have company there. Remember? Starr's there waiting for her..it's for
best.."Ai-chan reassured her.
"So if JayJay starts acting suspiciously hyper, we have to ship her
The rest of TeamGTM nodded. "what?"JayJay asked.
Team GTM nodded. "O..ka..y.."she said.
Suddenly, there was a great explosion. Everyone turned. "Isn't that
where Hiro and Brad were going?"Haruko asked aloud.
They all sat there for a moment, then scrambled to get over to the
"hmm..that gas tank REALLY came in handy"Brad noted, looking
wasteland around him.
But he was quickly snapped out of his noting, when a sludge hammer
into his back. But before Brads face could meet the ground, he was
backwards into a cliffside. "grr.."he mumbled, pulling himself from
case of rock.
He jumped at Hiro, but before he could strike, he found that TeamGTM
holding Hiro and himself back. "HEY!! LEGGO!"BRad shouted, struggling
"What happened here!?"Haruko yelled.
"Well you see.."Hiro started.
Then, both broke free and fought in the most intense, most brutal,
dangerous form of fighting ever. Slapping. "he did!" SLAP "no he
SLAP "I did not!" SLAP HAIR PULL!! "AHH!" SLAP SLAP SLAP.
The rest of the team just sat there, with the ^^; face showing. "HEY
The team grabbed both competitors again. "How did this
"Well, Hiro was being a jerk-"
"tell the TRUTH Brad!!"Hiro shouted.
"I hate these..."
Girls were draped over Brad, screaming and asking for autograph and--
TRUTH DAMNIT!!" *sigh*
Brad and Hiro were walking down the street. When suddenly, girls
around the corner, and jumped on Hiro asking for a picture. Screaming
"THE TRUTH!" "That's what actually happened..." "Oh...sorry..."
and rapture. "Hey girls, I have pics of me!"Brad shouted.
The girls just looked at him. Blinked, then laughed and went back to
Hiro. "I'm better, why him!?"Brad shouted.
"Maybe it's all those typos!"Hiro suggested.
"THEU WERNT' TYPLOS, JUST THOOSANDS AND THUUSANDS OOF COMPUTERR
"I'll show you!"Brad yelled as he kicked Hiro into the street.
Brad smiled, cause he did it just as the parade began. Marching
elephants, cars, very large lizards, and then the anvil and safe
Then, a train came flying at a fast speed at Brad and--
"TELL THE TRUTH! There were no track near Brad!" "the train had
out of a plain heading for the train yard" "oh..sorry.."
WHAM! Brad went sailing into the animal panicking spray store. The
exploded, and the animals in the parade went haywire! Running and
and spitting and crushing and spitting and laughing and crushing and
"So you see, it was Brad's fault!"Hiro shouted.
"No, Hiro retaliated, it was entirely his fault!"Brad explained.
"oo oo ah ah!"the monkey chirped happily, walking by.
"THEE TYPLO MOONKEY!"Bred shuuted.
"KELL OT!!"eveeryon elss exxclaimedd.
They jumped on the monkey and killed slowly and painfully. "Man,
elbow drop Hiro"Brad commented.
"Nah, your arm snapping was better"Hiro replied.
"see, you guys were such good friends, can't you be like that
"Yeah!"Brad and Hiro shouted in unison, slapping eachothers hands.
And with Typo Monkey ridden from the kingdom, Hiro, Brad and
TeamGTM lived happy, peaceful lives. Hiro and Brad never fought again.
"WAIT!"Brad shouted "That doesn't sound like something I'd do!"
"Yeah, me neither!"Hiro shouted.
Author:Well guys, I had to end it somehow. This was the funniest, and
"Oh really?"Brad asked with a grin.
"You thinking what I am?"Hiro asked with a grin.
Author:Come on Guys*backs away* don't do something you might regret!!
Hiro and Brad walked forward, then jumped at the author. Beating him
sensless. Even though they owed him so very, very mu-- AHHH!! NO! AHH!
PAIN!! THE HUMANITY!! OH THE HUMANITY.